“Daddy, is God a part of our family?”

“Daddy, is God a part of our family?” (John Caleb)

“Well, God adopted Daddy.” (Me)

Their jaws drop. Mouths open. Silence.

“So when you were a baby, God adopted you?” (John Caleb)

“No, when I was in high school.” (Me)

“What about us?” (John Caleb)

“Yeah, me too!” (Lydia)

“Well if you ask God, he will adopt you too.” (Me)

“Oh. OK.” (John Caleb)